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I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

Facts are the enemy of truth. (Don Quixote – Man of La Mancha)

I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools.Let’s start with typewriters. (Frank Lloyd Wright)

Give me a museum and I’ll fill it. (Pablo Picasso)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.(Napoleon Bonaparte)

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. (Napoleon Bonaparte)

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called ‘Ego’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. (H. H. Munro (Saki))

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. (Thomas Jefferson)

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. (A. J. Liebling)

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. (James Branch Cabell)

If you are going through hell, keep going. (Sir Winston Churchill)

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. (Thomas Jefferson)